Why is a car with no tires such a hard worker?
It works tirelessly.
Tech jokes
Jokes about phones, programmers, gadgets and everything else with a plug or a password.
Shuffle Tech jokes →A man in a suit walks into our office and offers to buy DabJokes, so we…
…ask for a million dollars. "What's that based on?" he asks. "A thousand dollars for every joke on the site." "What a joke!" he says. "Make that $1,001,000."
What was more useful than the first telephone?
The second telephone.
A programmer's wife sends him to the grocery store for…
…a loaf of bread. "And if they have eggs," she adds, "get a dozen." He comes home with twelve loaves. "Why twelve loaves?" "They had eggs."
Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?
It lost all its contacts.