Which knight turned King Arthur's square table into a round one?
Sir Cumference.
Science jokes
Science and math jokes for curious minds, from atoms to geometry.
Shuffle Science jokes →A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender…
…how much for a drink. "For you," says the bartender, "no charge."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and in the middle of the night…
…Holmes wakes Watson. "Look up and tell me what you deduce." Watson studies the sky. "Millions of stars. So there are probably other planets, and maybe life out there." "No, Watson," says Holmes. "Someone has stolen our tent."
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.